Do You Know An Idiot?
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We have an important question to ask you. Do you know anyone whom you would classify as an idiot? Be honest with yourself now. It turns out that we find idiots in all sorts of places, some expected, some not. We find them at work, on the road, at parties, on vacation, at the doctor’s office, at the mall, and (as strange as it may seem) we even find them in our own home. How is it possible that there are so many idiots in the world? If you think about it, being an idiot is a special genre in itself. Actually, it takes real talent and skill to be an idiot. In fact, one can even turn it into a science; and as you shall see, we have. Meanwhile, idiots are everywhere, in every corner of the world. As hard as you may try, you simply can’t escape them. It’s a fact of life. They are here to stay.
How is it possible that so many people are idiots? If you think about it, the following answers come to mind. Idiots are ignorant and stupid and they are certainly lacking in common sense. Another possibility is that idiots are simply insane, crazy and even dangerous. They may even be hazardous to our health. Or else idiots are sick or lacking in brain matter in some way. Another answer is that idiots are outright mean, malicious, hurtful, nasty and vindictive and have been put here just to make our lives miserable and impossible..
On closer examination we may find that people are idiots because they think differently than we do. And even more mind boggling is the fact that from their perspective, it is we who are the real idiots! Imagine that. So in reality everyone is an idiot to someone else. The only real idiots are the ones that don’t realize that everyone is an idiot! The real key is to find out what kind of an idiot you are and what kind of an idiot you are dealing with in any given situation in life. This is what The Science Of idiots (tm) is really all about.
In the future when you meet an idiot, you will have a new perspective and a new way of dealing with the person. Instead of cursing your ill fortune, you will now study them to find out what kind of an idiot they really are. Once you know this, you will know how to deal with them in order to get your desired outcome. If you live a normal life you will be provided with a never-ending supply of idiots who will cross your path in one context or another.
So you can continue to be a victim of the idiots that fate brings your way or you can master The Science Of idiots (tm) and be prepared to be a master of your circumstances, and thus be the master of your life. Which kind of idiot will you choose to be?
